Annoying comments: Bernie & Phyl

What follows are comments from the Wicked Annoying Poll on Bernie & Phyl:

"Bernie and Phyl, let's put them on ice, that's nice!"

"I would rather have an Italian leather sofa with underprices dropped on my head than ever listen to another Bernie and Phyl commercial! They suck!"

"I can't get that damn jingle out of my head! HELP!"

"Bernie and Phil should be burned at the stake and their 'fuhnatcha' should be used as kindling."

"There are, too many Bernie and Phyls, on the telly..They are all sickening..What an embarassment to wicked good bostonian's."

"Bernie and Phyl are pure evil."

"I'd love to see the cage match between the Dean's Furniture Guy and Bernie and Phyl... Bernie holds him in a headlock while Phyl kicks him in the groin. How does it feel? Faaaaaannnntastic!"

"True story. We went to Bernie and Phyl's one day to look for some furniture, and all of the salespeople were standing in a corner yapping, paying no attention to us or offering any kind of help. We quickly walked out of the store and bought the furniture from Jordan's, where their sales people are a bit more attentive."

"Bernie and Phy: Their ads are not funny, they're not clever, they're just...what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah....ANNOYING."

"Bernie & Phyl in a walk. Qualms, Discomfort, is nice?"

"Bernie & Phil should be doing ads for Building 19 (out of their league, I know, but they can always dream)."

"I wanna see the trashy furniture chains duke it out! If this were that celebrity death match show, Barry and Eliot would launch a surprise attack and drop leather recliners all over this guy and Bernie and Phyl!!! I'll show you a sofa with a secret!"

"The two of them are like the Michael Jordan of annoying."

"'Nooooo... noooo... Dawcta Phyl! Dawcta Phyl! I had this horrible dream that I finally had to vote against the Boston College Student!' 'Well Bernie, I think that's because the cheap production of our commercials and irritating jingle have out annoyed the rest of the competition. Now let's go pretend you actually sold furniture to a table full of Japanese guys while I stand next to a super-imposed Eiffel Tower!' That's not what I would call nice."

"Bernie & Phyl, while annoying in their own right, also represent all the other annoying purveyors of furniture. Where is it written that we must be verbally and visually assaulted before we will agree to buy furniture? "

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