Boston vs. L.A.

                 Boston                          L.A.

Culture     boring repetitive things        a constant stream of mindless
            with no innovation or           fads which have absolutely
            creativity                      no meaning
                
Cost of     if you have to ask,             if you have to ask,
living      you can't afford it             you can't afford it

City        no one is allowed to change     A high rise is 3 floors,
planning    anything because it's all       modern freeways have 37 lanes
            historic, so it's all           and they're all jammed,
            obsolete and nonfunctional      eventually Las Vegas will be
                                            a suburb

Politics    legendary corruption,           bizzare combination of
            perpetually left wing, like     social activism and conservatism
            a stopped clock that's only     that routinely misleads masses
            correct at precise moments in   into believing they're actually
            time                            the least bit compassionate.

Housing     expensive old junk with bugs    expensive new junk with bugs
            and bad plumbing                and bad plumbing

Seasons     grimy slushy snow season,       8 seasons: Summer, earthquake,
            cold rainy damp season,         Summer, fire, Summer, flood,
            utopian Summer and Fall         Summer, and drought

Overall     crowded, grimy, crime ridden,   crowded, grimy, crime ridden,
            sleazy, and expensive           sleazy, and expensive